Cards

Black card reading 'Happy Birthday' in yellow and white bubble letters. The text is surrounded by white petaled, smiling daisies. The card is accompanied by a solid white envelope.

Daisy Birthday Card

In front of a white background is a card with a drawing of a woman in a pink bathing suit sitting on a yellow lounge chair. She is wearing a large white and black striped hat. To the left of her is a hand holding a tray with a three tiered pink cake. To the right is a hand holding a martini. There are two large leaves above her. On the top right corner is blue text that reads ‘relax.’ On the bottom right is white text that reads ‘its your birthday.'

Relax Birthday Card

Cupcake Birthday Card

On a white background is a blue birthday card with an illustration of a white fluffy bunny dressed in yellow with a vintage cake and text that reads, "Happy Fucking Birthday!".

Blue Bunny Birthday Card

Finally Wedding Card

A white card with a rainbow graphic along with text above, below and inside the clouds underneath the ends of the rainbow that read, "Thank you for making everything less shitty" along with a brown envelope.

Making Everything Less Shitty Card

An ivory card with matching envelope. On the front of the card is red bubble text in the shape of a heart saying "Someone I Adore Was Born Today."

Adore Birthday Card

"You're the tits" with illustrated breasts accompanied by a light pink envelope.

You're The Tits Greeting Card

Congrats Mama Card

Geography Card

Note To Self Card

Baddest Bitch Birthday Card

Photo of a cream colored greeting card that reads "hi from California" in gold leaf. Rust colored simple line drawings of poppy flowers, trees, mountains, a sun, cacti, waves and the Golden Gate Bridge surround the writing. The card is laying on a surface with a binder clip and tube of watercolor paint.

Hi From California Card

Photo of a greeting card that reads "hi from san diego" in rust letters on a white background. There are also rust colored simple line drawings of San Diego landmarks surrounding the writing, including a sun, the Coronado bridge, La Jolla beach seals, cacti, Balboa Park, and a giraffe representing the zoo.

Hi From San Diego Card

A light blue card with an illustration of a llama wearing a yellow happy birthday saddle and carrying a tower of multi colored wrapped gifts and a cake with a single candle on top. Also included is a coordinating envelope.

Llama Birthday Card

On a cream background is a card with a yellow and orange daisy print and wavy cream text in the center that reads, "Happy Birthday" alongside a white envelope.

Happy Birthday Flowers | Yellow

Orange greeting card with illustrated yellow and white Volkswagen van, and "happy birthday" in gold foil. Comes with white envelope.

Birthday Combi Card

Orange greeting card with burgundy, red, tan and white rainbow with "happy birthday" in gold foil and white envelope.

Birthday Rainbow Card

Greeting card filled with retro yellow and orange flowers. The card reads 'fuck yeah!!!' in curved white bubble lettering. The card is accompanied by a solid white envelope.

Fuck Yeah! Flowers Card

A folded card that has a rainbow graphic made with shades of yellow, orange and red along with text that reads, "Happy Birthday" in white letters across the front.

Happy Birthday Card | Yellow

Card with a vibrant scene of a rosie toned rainbow and beaming pink and red sun. Soft pink cloud take up the edges. The center of the card reads 'Thank you!' in white cursive lettering.

Thank You! Pink Rainbow Card

Best Dad Ever Card

Congrats Card

Love You Dad Card

Hot Dog No. 10 Card

David Simply The Best Card

A light pink 5"x7" card that reads, "Happy Birthday From One Fabulous Bitch To Another" in gold font. The card is also pictured with its bright pink envelope that is included.

Fabulous Bitch Card

This adorable card has an ostrich running with a birthday present an a party hat. There is gold foil stars and lettering saying, "Happy Birthday!"

Ostrich Birthday Card

Neutral toned card reading 'Cheers to the bride to be' in silver foil. Below three hands cheer glasses of champagne.

Cheers To The Bride Card

Meant To Be Card

Wavy Thank You Card

#1 Mom Card

Welcome Penguin Card

My Forever Adventure Card

$ 5.95

On a white background is a light ivory card that reads, "Momma, you're doing GREAT" in red letters.

Momma Card

A white card with all different shades of penis illustrations along with text in the center that reads, "I Willy Willy Love You" in black letters. Also included is a bright orange envelope.

I Willy Love You Card

A multi colored illustration of a mountain scape with shades of rust, dark turquoise and mustard yellows along with tiny text at the top of the card that reads, "You Are Pure Magic" in gold foiled lettering.

Mountain Road Card

$ 6.99

Photo of a greeting card on a white background. Card features the head and shoulders of a girl with short brown hair and tan skin with red lips on a pink background. She is wearing a blue floral headband and red shirt with floral collar. She has round black glasses that say "happy birthday, birthday girl!" on the frames. Gold foil fills in the inside of the glasses. Comes with a white envelope.

Headband Birthday Girl Card

Against a white background is a mint colored card. At the bottom of the card is a drawing of Ted Lasso, a character from a tv show. The man has dark brown hair and a dark brown mustache. He has his right thumb up and is wearing a dark blue sports jacket. There is text above his head and next to his face. The blue text reads ‘I can’t believe it’s your birthday!'

Ted Lasso Birthday Card

On a cream background is a greeting card with a desert, mountainous landscape illustration with earth tones along with text across the top that reads, "No Limits To Your Birthday Wishes".

Desert Light Birthday Card

$ 6.99

Greeting card reading 'to my sister my best friend my ride or die' in gold foil lettering against a soft mosaic mountain background.

Birthday Sister Dunes Card

A tan card with white and yellow daisies all over the edges along with groovy text in the center that reads, "Welcome Little Babe" along with a Kraft brown envelope.

Welcome Little One Card

On top of a brown envelope is a light blue card. At top is white text that reads ‘OI! Fuck! It’s your birthday.’ Below is a drawing of the top half of a man wearing a grey, blue and red jersey. He has dark brown hair and brown beard. Next to him is black text that reads ‘grrrr…!'

Roy Kent Birthday Card

A salmon pink greeting card with a desert scape graphic featuring cactus and aloe illustrations along with a red and pink mountain range and a mustard yellow sun in the top left corner. The text on the front reads, "happy b-day hot stuff." in red font.

Happy B-Day Hot Stuff Card

On a cream background is a photograph of a white card and a gold envelope. On the card is 16 various breeds of cats in all different colors wearing party hats, sunglasses and bowties along with gold text in the center that reads, "Happy Birthday".

Cool Cats Birthday Card

On top of a brown envelope is a white card. On the card is a drawing of a pile of trash. There’s a tire, banana peel and broken glass in the pile. On top is a gray and black raccoon holding an empty tin with red hearts drawn above his head. Below the trash pile is black text that reads ‘you’re a shiny treasure in the trash heap of life.’

Shiny Treasure Card

On a white background is a super light mint card with a multicolored pastel birthday cake slice graphic with multicolored sprinkles on the edge, a sparkling candle and different colors in each layer with words that read, "Wishing You a Very Happy Birthday" in gold letters.

Cake Slice Birthday Card