Greeting Cards

A white card with all different shades of penis illustrations along with text in the center that reads, "I Willy Willy Love You" in black letters. Also included is a coordinating envelope.

I Willy Love You Card

On top of a brown envelope is a light blue card. At top is white text that reads ‘OI! Fuck! It’s your birthday.’ Below is a drawing of the top half of a man wearing a grey, blue and red jersey. He has dark brown hair and brown beard. Next to him is black text that reads ‘grrrr…!'

Roy Kent Birthday Card

On top of a brown envelope is a white card. On the card is a drawing of a pile of trash. There’s a tire, banana peel and broken glass in the pile. On top is a gray and black raccoon holding an empty tin with red hearts drawn above his head. Below the trash pile is black text that reads ‘you’re a shiny treasure in the trash heap of life.’

Shiny Treasure Card

$ 5.75

Tangerine orange card reading 'Thank You' in gold foil. Gold foil sunburst design beams from the text. The card is accompanied by a solid white envelope

Thank You Gold Foil Card

Ivory greeting card with yellow and gold foil sun illustration, "happy birthday" in orange text, and a white envelope.

Birthday Sun Card

An arched shape card with an illustration of a campsite in a mountainous region and white text at the top that reads, "Another Year of Adventures".

Another Year of Adventures Birthday Card

A bright orange card with a pink envelope. The card reads, "I Fucking Love You" in white letters.

I Fucking Love You Card

$ 6.50

On a white background is a white card with a black getaway card decorated with a banner that reads, "Just Married" and greenery around it as well as gold foiled cans coming from the bottom of the car.

Just Married Getaway Card

On a pink background is a red card with gold foiled text that reads, "I Love You Sooooo Much!.

I Love You Sooo Much! Card

On a pink background is a light pink card with text that reads, "I Friggin' Love You!" with five hearts underneath and staged next to a heart shaped sucker that is not included with purchase.

I Friggin' Love You Gold Foil Card

On a peachy background is a peachy colored card with layered gold foiled hearts and ivory text that reads, "I Love Your Penis" along with a white envelope.

I Love Your Penis Card | Radiating Hearts

On a pink background is a black card with a leaping cheetah illustration holding a heart and gold text that reads, "I'm Wild About You".

Wild About You Card

On a pink background is a hot pink card with gold heart shaped lines with ivory text in the center that reads, "Love You".

Love You Radiating Hearts Card

On a pink background is a card with a graphic of a skunk up in a colorful sky with clouds holding onto a pink heart and white text above that reads, "Life Would Stink Without You".

Life Would Stink Card

On a white background is a purple and orange card with air balloon graphics and white text in the center that reads, "I'm so glad we're on this Adventure together".

Adventure Together Card

On a neutral background is a floral print card with red, white, orange and pink flowers on the front as well as text in the center that reads, "Thank You".

Martha's Garden Thank You Card

A light blush pink card with the numbers "40" in the center with gold foiled vining wrapped around and throughout it along with a white envelope.

No. 40 Floral Greeting Card

A light pink card with a cream colored envelope and big white numbers that read, "30" along with gold foiled dainty vines that wrap through and around the numbers.

No. 30 Floral Greeting Card

A white card with an illustration of two skunks standing on a tipped over garbage can with red mushrooms around them and pink hearts floating between along with black text on the bottom half that reads, "Roses are red, violets are blue, life was trash until I found you".

Roses are Red Skunk Love Card

$ 5.75

A yellow and cream postcard with a San Diego beach graphic design with palm trees and birds in the background along with a bright yellow VW bus that has a surf board on top as well as text curved along the top that reads, "San Diego".

Sunset SD VW Van Postcard

$ 1.95

"You're the tits" with illustrated breasts accompanied by a light pink envelope.

You're The Tits Greeting Card

A birthday card with an illustration of a cat head with round glasses on that reads, "Happy Birthday You're One Cool Cat!" along with wearing a birthday hat.

Birthday Cat Card

On a pink background is a white envelope with multi colored jungle border and gold foiled text in the center that reads, "Welcome Little One".

Menagerie Baby Card

A card with a rainbow graphic made with shades or orange, pink and red along with a shining sun, subtle clouds around the edge and white cursive text that reads, "Love you Mom" in the center as well as a white envelope.

Love You Mom Rainbow Card | Peach

On a peachy background is a light pink card that reads, "Happy Mother's Day" with five daisies underneath.

Happy Mothers Day Flowers Gold Foil Card

A white card with two bao buns with smiling faces in a steamer with a small pink heart above them and text underneath that reads, "Love Everything A Bao You" in black letters.

Love Everything A Bao You Card

Llamas Friends Herd Card

On a green background is a white card with an illustration of a jar of pickles with smiling faces and text above that reads, "I know you do not want to make a big deal" and then s speech bubble coming from a small pickle that reads, "so here's a small dill".

Small Dill Pickle Birthday Card

An ivory and terracotta brown checker print card with gold text that reads, "Thank You So Much".

Checkerboard Thank You Card

A black card with a gold border and text in the center that reads, "You Are Way Too Young To Be This Old Happy Birthday".

Too Young To Be This Old Birthday Card

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A red card that reads, "Thanks for all the orgasms" in white letters.

Thanks For All the Orgasms Card

A pink and orange ombre card with gold foiled text and design of monkey's in jungle foliage cheersing champagne flutes and text that reads, "Cheers to the Newlyweds Congrats".

Newlyweds Congrats Card

$ 5.95

A white birthday card with a graphic of a birthday cake with candles and text that reads, "Happy Birthday".

Candles Cake Birthday Card

A birthday card with a variety of cat illustrations and text above that reads, "Happy Birthday" in multi-colored text.

Happy Birthday Cats Card

A white card with western graphics on it and rope text that reads, "Happy Birthday".

Happy Birthday Cowgirl Card

A white birthday card with a variety of dog breed graphics and multi colored text at the top that reads, "Happy Birthday".

Happy Birthday Dogs Card

A white card with a graphic of two frogs holding hands with fire in the background and text above and below that reads, "World's Ending But At Least We Have Each Other".

World's Ending But At Least We Have Each Other Card

A white thank you card with an illustration of a korgi and text above that reads, 'Butt seriously Thank You A Buttload'.

Corgi Butt Thank You Card

A birthday card with a graphic of a birthday cake and text that reads, 'Blow Me'.

Blow Me Birthday Cake Card

$ 5.99

A greeting birthday card with a lighthouse illustration and text that reads, "happy birthday'.

Lighthouse Birthday Card

A white birthday card with a graphic of a chicken with a balloon attached to its foot and text reads, 'still a spring chicken'. The inside of the card reads, 'Celebrating you today and always. Happy Birthday!'.

Still A Spring Chicken Birthday Card

A blue card with an illustration of a camping site with text that reads, 'wishing you a year full of wonders'.

Starry Night Camping Birthday Card

A green card with a woodland illustration with two foxes, and other woodland creatures.

Woodland Foxes Birthday Card

A card that reads, 'You Are The She To My Nanigans' with a photo of a woman holding a glass of champagne.

She-Nanagins Card

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A birthday card with an illustration of three hot dogs with multi colored text that reads, 'Happy Birthday Hot Shit'.

Hot Shit Birthday Card

A orange sunset shaded card with text that reads, 'Let's be weird together' along with an illustration of two pangolins.

Weird Together Pangolins Card

A pink card with a vintage carriage illustration with a newlywed couple paired with a blue envelope and gold foiled text that reads, 'Congrats on no longer living in sin!'.

Congrats On No Longer Living in Sin | Just Married Card